SWTOR

False Concordat

Pleku

On learning that the Sokolov weapon was described as a meat grinder - Luckily the ship is not made of meat, so it's fine

On being set on fire after having suffocated the Zedron - You know what else would stop the fires? You take out the oxygen in the room!

On Layna seeing R'kikki's body in the medical bay - R'kikki's body is like a Christmas ornament of sadness

Excalibur

On finding Zedron inside the airlock - You just have to wait until the knocking stops, then wait another ten seconds, and then turn it on

On describing how R'kikki would reduce the intensity of the explosion of the bomb - I will use my vibrodagger to cut through the explosive butter

On describing how Vylan was carrying the doppelganger while being attacked - You don't want to get in a sword fight with a live bomb next to you?

On describing how R'kikki obtained the signal jammer - We got it for a steal. As in, we stole it.

On trying to work out what to do after catching sight of the sniper - Sniper, no sniping!

On Vylan being offered a gift of credits for a holoshroud from Za - The problem is that Za's gift pushed Vylan's approval rating up into romance levels

On rolling for initiative - I rolled the skill then I rolled initiative. Then I deleted the token. It's just not my day

Kai

On trying to find the sniper - She's in the walls again

Snippyfulcrum

On what Vylan would be feeling after waking up - He's thinking about what Whatsisf*** said

On describing what Vylan would be doing after arriving at the shower - He rubs himself sensually...

On who to vote for, after Za killed the Vimal impostor with a single shot to the head - It's a no-brainer. Kind of like the guy he blew up.

R'kikki T'liiik

On seeing the red lights of Nar Shaddaa - I guess that's why they call it the red light district

On opening the door to the shop in the warzone - Ta da! (loudly)

On finding the synthetic spice formed and being told that she wasn't supposed to be there - Err... I have the doctor's permission?

On seeing the generator start to overheat - Uh. Whoops

On retrieving her equipment - Um. Do you want some spice?

On learning that the merchant might buy spice - Vy, can you sell my spice for me?

On learning that the merchant might buy spice - I'm sure, as we haven't got any angry calls yet, this is fine.

On updating Spiro on events around the ship - Just so you know, the engine was gonna blow up, but it's not anymore

On hearing Spiro talk about going on the offensive around Roxas to make him react - I think if [Roxas] reacts to us then he'll kill us, but if that's a good thing...

On talking to Za on whether or not Dzana was Stygion - I need you to shoot her in the face

On Thacker after he walked away - We didn't do anything. Other than the stuff we did do, but he wasn't talking about that

Vylan

On seeing the hostage situation inside the cantina - Bad time to come in for a drink then, huh?

On wondering if the fire was emitting toxic fumes after setting fire to the droid - Ok, it's toxic. We won't be doing marshmallows

On wondering if Spiro watches them when they're on their own - Sometimes I like to look up at the corner when I'm polishing my saber

Layna

On discovering that some of the residents were dead in Tenement House - So you definitely have a room available

On commenting on the holovideo that Vylan sent around the room - Well, I suppose that would make good security

On approaching Versha after seeing Athena spare the prisoner after combat - Can you check me out too? I think I've started hallucinating

On dropping the unconscious body at the guards' feet after being told to drop their weapons - Here's your weapon

On answering Za's question to the room on his the guards got in - The front door

Za

On throwing a punch at a customer in the market - I just wanted to shop. You're in the way

Zadirra

On the political situation on Alderaan - We'd need some sort of orbital superweapon to deal with that kind of mess, and I don't think you want to watch Alderaan blow up

On seeing Versha crying outside and initially assuming her job went badly but being informed that Versha was capable - You're right. They could be tears of joy

On being questioned by Athena about why Layna was carrying all the writs when she wasn't with them - Do you want to poke holes in everything or do you want to do something useful?

On learning that Force abilities can affect technology - Now I've got something else to be afraid of

Athena

On asking if she normally interrogates prisoners as nicely as she has been - No, I normally rip the information out of their skulls while they lie screaming at my feet

On not wanting to open a door herself - Guard, open that door

On being told that she had taught Zadirra something about Force powers and technology - I'm glad to have been of service

Nimm

On introducing himself to Eris - Greetings, my fair lady

Droids

On discovering Vylan and Layna had disassembled the lock - You know, you could have just knocked